I’ve been called lazy or a malingerer more than once because unless I absolutely have to, I seldom wake up before 10 or 10:30 AM, and many days it may be after 11. And that does sound lazy until you understand that I often work late and seldom get to bed before 2 AM. So if you factor that in, I’m still getting around eight hours sleep.
And that’s on a good night. There are many nights when back pain or other places where I’ve abused my body over the years keep me awake for many hours. And let’s not forget the nights when I just can’t shut my mind off. I can be totally exhausted when I go to bed, but about the time my head hits the pillow my brain kicks into high gear and won’t stop.
Sometimes that’s because I’m going over a plot for a book in my mind. I have actually come up with the ideas for several books on long sleepless nights like that. Return To Dog’s Run was one that comes to mind, as does Black Friday. I had no idea I was going to write those books until their plots came to me at night. It may sound strange, but when that happens I seem to write the whole book in my head. Then it’s simply a matter of getting it from there onto a computer screen.
I’d like to say that is what happens on most of my sleepless nights, but in truth my brain is usually focused on some silly nonsense. What was the name of my fifth grade teacher? Was it Mrs. McCann or Mrs. McKinley? Where was it that I broke down in the pouring rain and had to sleep in the back seat of my old car in a roadside rest area? Was that in Pennsylvania or New York? Damn, what’s the third line of that old song Those Were The Days My Friend? Yeah, I bet you’ve had some nights like that, too, haven’t you?
Have you ever found a cure for them, except for a sleeping pill? I’ve tried getting up and taking another shower, sitting in my recliner and reading, and even going back to my computer and starting to work again. Nothing really seems to work.
I had an aunt that always said that when you can’t sleep it’s because you’ve got a guilty conscience. Maybe that explains it. If that’s true, it’s a wonder I ever sleep.
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And finally, here’s a chuckle to start your day from the collection of funny signs we see in our travels and that our readers share with us.
Thought For The Day – I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.