Yes, I’m snippy. Who knew? At least that’s what somebody at the United States Postal Service told me yesterday, and who am I to argue with a heavily armed, disgruntled postal worker?
On the 2nd of December, I sent a Priority Mail package from the post office here in Edgewater, Florida, to a friend in Brainerd, Minnesota. Priority Mail is supposed to take two to three days, and now it is the 11th, and it’s still not there. The Postal Service’s tracking system says it arrived at USPS Regional Facility Network Distribution Center in Saint Paul, Minnesota at 6:38 PM on the 5th.
When it still had not arrived yesterday afternoon, I contacted the Postal Service and asked for a search. I also called the Distribution Center in Saint Paul. The person I spoke to, who also followed up with an email saying the same thing, told me the package is “In Transit” to Saint Paul. I told her that didn’t make any sense, because according to their own tracking system, it arrived in Saint Paul five days ago. I asked her how it could be “In Transit” to someplace where it apparently has been for almost a week now. She told me if I was going to be snippy with her, there was nothing more she could do for me and hung up. Our tax dollars at work.
I just don’t seem to have good luck with customer service people anywhere. Maybe it’s because I’m snippy, I don’t know. I said a while back that I ordered some Scotts Turf Builder Pensacola Bahiagrass grass seed to plant in the bare area where we took the tree out a while back. The company recommended it for our climate and soil conditions and said now would be a good time to plant it. So, I planted the seed following their directions and watered it every day, just as they said. I was told to expect to see sprouts coming through the ground in about 11 days, but nothing has happened.
I contacted the company to see if I’m doing something wrong, and they said no, I’m doing everything right, but seeds won’t germinate until warmer weather. They assured me that around May or June, I’m going to start seeing something happening. I asked why they didn’t tell me that to start with and why I was wasting a lot of water and time when I could have waited till May or June to plant. Their reply was that it was up to me whenever I wanted to plant the seeds. To my credit, I didn’t get snippy. I just thanked them, hung up, and muttered a few words that I’m sure my Momma wanted to come out of her grave and wash my mouth out with soap for. Sorry, Mom.
And finally, here’s a chuckle to start your day from the collection of funny signs we see in our travels and that our readers share with us.
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Thought For The Day – Have you ever had one of those days when you’re holding a stick and everybody in the world looks like a pinata?