RV Trash

 Posted by at 12:26 am  Nick's Blog
Mar 202020

Ken Harris of Liverpool, New York sent this to us quite some time ago and we got a chuckle out of it!
You know you’re RV trash when:
*They post signs at WalMart saying your RV is not welcome!
*You call the garbage cans at rest areas “dump stations.”
*You “found” most of your RV accessories “just lyin’ around” at different campgrounds.
*You consider your Flying J card to be a campground membership.
*Your vent fan would be used in the windows of most homes.
*When entering a new city, you have to move your home every 72 hours to avoid being rousted by the police.
* Your awning would normally be used to catch paint splatters.
*You consider campgrounds with grass to be “weird.”
* As a fulltimer, you buy a 20 foot travel trailer because you outgrew the old one.
* The vehicle you tow your travel trailer with is classified as “economy.”
*Your anti-sway system uses bungee cords.
*Your motorhome infests the campground with ants.
* You call two parallel lines drawn anywhere on pavement a “pull through site.”
* Your generator drowns out the sound of planes taking off.
*Your radio drowns out the sound of the generator.
*Your incessant shouting drowns out the radio.
*The RV parked next door is a cool place to tie your clothes line to.
* They pass an unsafe vehicle law in your honor.
*Truckers know about you, and pull off the road a minute before you pass.
*Your home would be condemned, if only they could catch you!

And finally, here’s a chuckle to start your day from the collection of funny signs we see in our travels and that our readers share with us.

In less than 24 hours we have had over 80 entries in our latest Free Drawing. I am excited about this week’s prize, an autographed copy of Outlaw Road, the second book in my good friend Billy Kring’s excellent Hunter Kincaid mystery series about a female Border Patrol agent who isn’t afraid of taking on the tough and dangerous cases, or of stepping on toes, to see justice done. A former Border Patrol Agent himself, as well as a writer and actor, Billy has worked as a consultant on terrorism and international border issues in such places as Mexico, South America, Eastern Europe, the Caribbean, and the Pan Pacific. He’s also one of the nicest men you will ever meet and my favorite author. I read every book Billy brings out the minute it is available. To enter, click on this Free Drawing link or the tab at the top of this page and enter your name (first and last) in the comments section at the bottom of that page (not this one). Only one entry per person per drawing please, and you must enter with your real name. To prevent spam or multiple entries, the names of cartoon or movie characters are not allowed. The winner will be drawn Sunday evening.

Thought For The Day – It’s nice to get married and finally know who the number one suspect in your murder case will be.

Nick Russell

World-Famous, New York Times Best Selling Author, and All-Around Nice Guy!

  One Response to “RV Trash”

  1. It looks like the militant are buying up all the ammo as well as the guns
    Local gun stores around here are limiting your purchase

    Maybe the hoarders will get smart an shoot themselves in the foot
    After all you got to protect that bottle water toilet paper and bread

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