Love Is In The Air

 Posted by at 12:02 am  Nick's Blog
May 102019

And on the windshield, and the hood, and the bumper, and the grill. No, we’re not talking about some kind of wild orgy where people are doing the nasty anywhere they can. This is an orgy of love bugs, a phenomenon that anybody in Florida is familiar with. It happens every year, in the spring and in the late summer/early fall. And though it only lasts for a short time, it is a mess.

Love bugs, also known as honeymoon flies, kissing bugs, and double-headed bugs, are a species of fly found in the southeastern United States, especially Texas, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and to a lesser degree, Georgia and South Carolina. They only live a few days, but that’s long enough to aggravate anybody who has to drive when they are swarming.  

And swarm they do! It’s not uncommon for it to look like it is snowing, but instead of white snowflakes the sky will be filled with black bugs. Driving down the road they hit the windshield so fast and in such numbers that it can sound like it is raining. The name love bug comes because while they are mating and afterwards the bugs will be coupled together and remain so for up to several days. While their stamina may be admirable, that’s about the only positive thing anybody could ever say about them.

Just this week I spent a lot of time cleaning the windshield of our Ford Explorer because they are so sticky and so dense that it takes a lot of work to get them off. Then, after I drove about 5 miles, the windshield was covered with them again.

While getting them off glass is hard enough, getting them off of a vehicle’s paint is a real chore. But you have to do it, and you have to do it pretty quickly, because their bodies are very acidic and they will destroy your paint in no time at all. There are several recommended methods to get rid of them, and in my experience all of these suggestions are about like the many ideas people have for keeping their RV holding tank sensors clean and functioning. Nothing seems to work very well except going to a carwash and paying somebody to scrub them off by hand.

A common misconception is that love bugs are an invasive species that were imported to help cut down on mosquito populations. Another story is that they were an experiment in mosquito control at a Florida college that went wrong. Neither are true. Just like Africanized bees, they migrated north and spread over the years. And love bugs don’t even eat mosquitoes. Just automotive paint.

Besides being aggravating, love bugs can be dangerous. Not because they can harm humans directly, but because when they are swarming, vehicle windshields can become so obscured that visibility disappears, something you don’t want to happen when you’re going down the highway at 60 or 70 mph. They have also been known to clog radiator fins, causing vehicles to overheat.

The good news is, after a week of dealing with them, the numbers locally are beginning to diminish noticeably. Hopefully we will not have to put up with them much longer. At least, not until they reemerge in late summer/early fall.

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Thought For The Day – Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to stop participating in the problem.

Nick Russell

World-Famous, New York Times Best Selling Author, and All-Around Nice Guy!

  One Response to “Love Is In The Air”

  1. I found that the best thing to get bugs off your rig is a hose, a bucket of water and a couple of dryer fabric softner sheets. Wet it down, dip sheets in bucket to get and keep them wet, rub bugs off and rinse immediately so you don’t get a milky film from the sheets. You may have to do this a time or two to get it clean depending on how dry the bugs are and i imagine depending on what type and size of bug it is.

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