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Scamming The Scammers

 Posted by Nick Russell at 12:52 am  Nick's Blog
Nov 092018
 

Don’t you just hate the scammers that call you on the telephone, telling you they are from the IRS and you need to send them a bunch of money right away or go to jail? Or maybe the ones who call and say that they are holding a loved one hostage and will kill them if you don’t pay a ransom? And then there the ones who say they are coming from Microsoft and need to take control of your computer to prevent it from being destroyed by a virus. Yeah, how quickly do you think they’re gonna give that control back to you? And trust me, it’s not going be free.



Like most of you, I usually block those calls, but every once in a while when I’m feeling ornery and don’t have anything better to do, I talk to them. Not because I believe anything they’re telling me, but because I figure if they want to waste my time, I will waste theirs, too.

It’s been a couple of years since I got a call telling me that they were holding my son Travis hostage and if I didn’t pay them $10,000 he would be shot. Maybe they expected me to get all bent out of shape and actually reach for my credit card or give them a pin number, or whatever it was they were after. But what they didn’t expect was for me to tell them that I never really liked him anyhow, so go ahead and shoot him. The guy couldn’t believe that and called me a heartless bastard. What can I say? Obviously, he’s been talking to one of my ex-wives.

Now, just to set the record straight, I did call Travis afterwards and tell him I was sorry I wasn’t willing to pay the ransom. I assured him that it wasn’t that I didn’t care about him. Of course I do. But money’s tight these days and that’s a lot of bucks. My son is an understanding guy and he told me he would do the same thing if the situation was reversed. I’m not sure if that’s comforting or not, to tell you the truth.

The other day when my phone rang, my caller ID said the IRS was calling. As a matter fact, the IRS never calls you. They may send you 10,000 letters and a bunch of thugs who will take away everything you own if you don’t pay your taxes, but they won’t call you on the telephone. So I answered the telephone and said, “IRS, how can I help you?”

There was a half a second’s hesitancy and then someone with a Third World voice said, “Hello, this is the IRS calling about your delinquent taxes.”

So I replied, “Yes, this is the IRS. I’m calling to help you resolve the issue with your delinquent taxes.”

There was that same hesitation again, then the fellow said, “No, this is the IRS calling.”

To which I replied, “Yes, you have reached the IRS. Are you ready to pay your past due taxes now?”

We went back and forth like that for a little while and then he got frustrated and said that police officers were coming to arrest me right then if I didn’t give him authorization to debit my checking account for the amount of taxes I owed, or pay with gift cards or some such nonsense. Well, I certainly didn’t want that to happen, so I asked him for his checking account information so we could debit his account for the money he owed.

He repeated his threat a couple of times, and like a parrot, I said the same thing back to him. By then I was growing bored and he didn’t seem to be enjoying the game anymore, either. So I wished him well, told him that was probably the SWAT team knocking at the door and I’m sure he had to go let them in, and then I hung up. I have some time to kill this afternoon and I am hoping he calls back today. If he does, maybe I’ll tell him I am from Microsoft and offer to fix his computer.



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  6 Responses to “Scamming The Scammers”

  1. Rick Racine says:
    November 9, 2018 at 6:31 am

    Skuh kuh kuh kuh kuh kuh

    I’ve spent a lot of time talking to “Microsoft” , figured they couldn’t call someone clueless enough to believe them as long as I “let” them think I’m not so computer savvy and might be that BIG score ;>)
    (did you know that the red X closes the page and you have to start over again?
    The guy was very patient though as I did it several times ….)

    I Never got the call from the IRS foreign office , but I’ll take your lead if they do !

  2. Susan Wilson says:
    November 9, 2018 at 7:26 am

    Yesss!!! Bad Nick is back! We’ve missed you, buddy.

  3. Carol Savournin says:
    November 9, 2018 at 9:21 am

    That’s a fine strategy! I have, in the past, asked the scammer to “hold on for just a minute”, put the phone down and walked away. When I come back they are usually gone. I don’t know how much of their time I managed to waste, but they didn’t wast mine. I never go over my limit of phone minutes, but If I did it would still be worth it!

  4. Nancy K says:
    November 9, 2018 at 9:33 am

    I’m going to try that one!! Hahahahahaha

  5. Norm Sullivan says:
    November 9, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    Nick,

    I like it……show me the $$$$ IRS indeed.

  6. Linda in NE says:
    November 9, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    Yep, those phone calls get old. The scammer calls, the survey takers, the political calls, Rachel from Card Services who wants to get me lower credit card interest, and yes, the dudes from Microsoft. It sounds like you had fun with one of them anyway. I heard one fun way to answer the calls is to say, “Sheriff’s office, Fraud Dept.” CLICK!

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