Warm Is Nice

 Posted by at 12:39 am  Nick's Blog
Jan 222018

After all the cold weather we had last week, it sure was nice to see temperatures warming back up into the upper 60s yesterday. We are supposed to see mid to upper 70s starting today. Warm is nice.

I started out yesterday going through my e-mail, and I really have to say that there are some people running around in RVs who should probably rethink their choices. Or at least do some research before they jump into this lifestyle head over heels.

One was from a woman who is looking for a 38 to 40 foot Class A diesel pusher motorhome, but because she is very into conservation, she wants something that will get good fuel mileage. In her mind, that should be somewhere around 28+ miles per gallon. Several RV salesmen have told her that they don’t make such an animal, and she was writing to me to ask why not. I replied, explaining to her that it takes a lot of power to move a vehicle that big with the terrible aerodynamics of a Class A motorhome, and it requires a lot of fuel to provide that power. She wrote back to tell me that was not an explanation, only an excuse. Well, I’m a writer, not an engineer, and that’s the best I can do.

I also heard from somebody who has an older small Class C motorhome on a Chevrolet chassis with a V-8 engine. He said they tow a Toyota SUV behind them, and when they are back home in the Midwest they seem to have enough power to get where they’re going without a problem. But they left Illinois in October, went west through Montana, Idaho, and Washington, and then south to California, over to Nevada, and now they are in Arizona. He said the motorhome really bogged down going up the steep grades and has overheated on them several times. He wanted to know if I had an idea what the problem might be.

Well, yeah. Just like Dorothy wasn’t in Kansas anymore, you’re not in the relatively flat Midwest anymore. You can expect a lot less power because your engine is working a lot harder to haul the RV and your tow vehicle up those mountains. Again, I’m not an engineer, but I don’t really think it takes an engineer to understand that.

The third email that left me scratching my head was from someone complaining that they are in the Florida Keys and can’t find any place to stay because there are still a lot people there working on rebuilding from last year’s hurricane. She further added that quite a few businesses have not reopened yet, and wondered why things couldn’t have been fixed in the off-season so snowbirds can enjoy it during the winter. Well, I’m not a meteorologist or a construction engineer, so I’m not even going to try to explain this one. I just don’t think you would understand.

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Nick Russell

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  10 Responses to “Warm Is Nice”

  1. Thanks for the chuckle.

  2. Nick, I have ask you many times & will ask 1 more time.” Where do you find these people?” I thought I ran across some strange ones but, I’M not in your league.

  3. Supposed to be 28 here this morning. Time for ME to snivel!!!

  4. Another thing that most people don’t understand is that for every 1000 ft. of elevation you have about 3% less air. We are at 6000 ft. and only have 80% of the air that is at sea level. Less air for the engine, less power. Ratio is about the same, 3% less power per every 1000 ft. of elevation.

  5. “I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”

  6. The stupidity of people amazes me. Pretty sad.

  7. I’m starting to think that you may be some sort of magnet for stupid questions. Not that I don’t enjoy reading them.

  8. Great funnies!!! All I can say yo those people is “Bless Your Heart”

  9. I agree with you Nick it would take an engineer to understand how things work. However as I always say even an engineer can’t fix stupid. Yet I still scratch my head wondering just how so many have made it this far in life.

  10. Like the joke about the woman who wanted the deer crossing signs moved to somewhere less troublesome and make the deer cross there (this one keeps going around as true, but I’ve been hearing it for close to 40 years, so maybe only a joke). Your true stories are head-shakers.

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