I got an email from a blog reader yesterday who said he and his wife are brand-new fulltimers and looking for their first workamping opportunity. He wanted to run a job offer by me to see what I thought of it, because while the campground manager was telling him what a great deal it was, it didn’t sound so good to him. After looking over the offer that he forwarded to me, it didn’t look so good to me, either.
The campground is a large operation in a popular resort area in the Midwest, and they require the couple to each work 40 hours per week in exchange for a full hookup 30 amp site, or they can upgrade to a 50 amp site and pay the campground $10 a day. The 30 amp sites normally rent for $650 per month, and the 50 amp sites go for $750 per month. It’s easy to do the math here and figure out that this is not such a hot deal after all. If he and his wife are both working 40 hours per week, that’s 80 hours total for the week or 320 hours for the month, based upon a four week (28 day) month. That’s insane! They would be paid $2.03 for each hour worked by the two of them, or about $1.01 per hour individually in return for that 30 amp site. If they choose the 50 amp site, it’s even less of a deal. They would be paying money out-of-pocket to work those kind of hours! They would be better off renting a campsite on a monthly basis and going to town and getting jobs at minimum wage.
But wait, there’s more! They are also allowed the use of a rental cabin at the resort for one week during their stay, which is a $300 value. But they can’t let their kids or relatives come and stay in that cabin, it’s for them only. So they can move out of their motorhome for a week and stay in a cabin in the same resort. Doesn’t that sound like fun? But wait, there’s still more! They also get a 50% discount on paddleboat rentals and a 10% discount on anything they purchase in the campground store. And just because that offer doesn’t sound good enough already, they would be required to work staggered shifts and days off, so they wouldn’t have any days off together, or even most evenings together. Somebody give me a pen, I want to sign up for that deal right now!
The sad thing is, there is probably some fool that will go for that deal. But it’s not me, and if these folks follow my advice, it won’t be them, either.
It kind of reminds me of some of the offers we get here the Gypsy Journal. Many times campgrounds have contacted us and asked us to come and stay for a few days and write nice things about them. We always respond that if it works for our schedule and travel itinerary, we might do that. However, we also add that we will do an honest review, and if the place is great, we will tell our readers about it. And if it’s not so great, we will tell them that, too. That turns a good number of them off right there. I guess they’re not comfortable enough with their amenities to want to have us share our opinion with the world. What’s even more interesting is that in better than half the cases where we receive these offers, they expect us to come and pay full price for a campsite. Let’s see, you want me to come to your campground that I had no intention of visiting, you want me to write good things about it, and you want me to pay for the privilege? I don’t think so.
And it’s not just campgrounds. A lot of companies contact us wanting us to review their products. And we have done a lot of reviews. But the same rules apply – if we think it’s a good product we say so, if we don’t think it’s good, we say that. And just like the campgrounds, as soon as they hear that, communication stops. There have been a lot of companies that have sent us really good products that we like, and we have told our readers about them. But just like some of the campgrounds, we have also had manufacturers ask us to review a product, we have agreed to do so under the conditions stated above, and then they want our credit card number so we can pay for it. No, thank you. I’m not going to pay you to give you publicity.
Now, to clarify, there are many times when we buy something that we want, and after using it we think it’s good and will be useful to our readers, and I mention it here in the blog and in the Gypsy Journal. But that’s because it’s something that we chose to purchase for our own use. We don’t solicit companies asking for freebies so we can review them, but when they come to us, it has to be under our terms. And if they don’t like that, I know of a campground in the Midwest that is looking for workampers. They can go there and tell their story.
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Thought For The Day – We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller